First rule of Flight Club…

The first rule of flight club is that you don’t talk about your plane crashes.
The second rule of flight club is that you don’t talk about your plane crashes.

My favorite turd is Mr. Hankey.

The “Drunken Pilots” wardrobe company.

Give me a stool

Could give a new meaning to the mile high club

@algernon: This guy must be a stool pigeon.

Are you really flying or just going through the motions?

At least they used the correct “you’re”…

He’s got a first favourite, a second favourite, and a turd favourite.

Must be American Airlines Fight Club.

Since 1923? That’s one ancient turd!

It’s normal to feel pooped out after a long flight.

In plane engrish please!

“Hello folks, I’ll be your captain Dyler Turden……”

My favorite turd is Turd Ferguson.

That is an interesting turd of phrase.

When I used to fly a lot in my job, I always kept a book of air crashes in my hand-luggage. If I noticed a nervous passenger beside me, I would get out the book and pretend to read it.
Then say to them: “Hey! Look at that crash, TWA and United Airlines. They were all killed. My crowning moment was, when one person buzzed the hostie, and asked to be moved to another seat. 👿

This is your Captain speaking, Welcome to Lloyd Airlines. For today’s flight to Biloela, we will have a minor hydraulic failure on take-off. Then after a quick tour of the Gateway Bridge, we will return to Eagle Farm Airport. On the way back from Biloela, we will have a major turbine failure in our starboard engine, at 17,000 feet, and 80 miles out of Bundaberg. For your entertainment, we will have the pilot feather the prop on the disabled engine manually, and make an asymmetrical descent and landing at Bundaberg Airport. There, you will be stranded for 4 hours, until… Read more »

– Look Mommy, I’m frying!

You can’t sh*t even if your fly is open

Sounds like number 2 is number 1 in his book!

What’s the 2rd rule of Flight Club?

@ Droll not Troll: Perhaps he’s a pigeon fancier.

Fright crub gives you wiiiiiings!

surely you can’t be s***ing me!

Polishing the same old turd from, 1923….

It’s a line from “Full Metal Jacket.”

The last rule of Flight Club – Wipe.

Any landing in which you are uninjured, is a good landing.

A great landing, is one, after which, you can still use the plane the next day.

You came into my life disguised as turducken. Now I will never let you go!

Attempting to polish a turd? much easier to roll it in gritter (glitter) I’d imagine!

Bombs awaaaaaay!!!

Flight Club is an actual Brand. It’s a sneaker websit. They have a branch in Japan too

So I will keep you within me forever…

Congrats on being the best of the worst!