For dryage.

You put the lotion on the skin or else you get the Moistage again

What the moist age before or after the ice age?

Excuse me, do you know where my Wife and I can find the not-so-moist age?

It stimulates wet dreams

So where is it moistage

Smells like fish

For dampaged skin.

Moi? It’s just a stage I’m going through.

I moistly use it in a combination with Channel No. 2

Make way! For the Lithographic man from the Plasticine age.

It is also a good upper-cylinder lubricant for turbocharged petrol engines.

I get the Engrish. It’s Moustache lotion.

Kanebo is produced by Citizen Kane.

@Marum: it’s carpet cleaner.

The makes me wet.

The Kanebo management wishes to dispel the rumour that on of our employees has a male part in excess of 12″. As a result of the chiacking he has received from the female staff, he saw our CMO, and provided proof that this is not so. Our CMO in his professional capacity, and from his own observations, assures me that this is not the case. I have also had to field several calls from the gentleman’s wife, complaining bitterly that this is not true, also. In future when rumours start up, we would advise our female staff to apply some… Read more »

Sorry. I left some moistage on your sheets.

Is that $1? It’s a long way to ship moistage for a dollar.

“Moistage! Moistage!” croaked the Saharan caravaner as he crawled towards the mirage.

Must have gotten it from Luke Skywalkers’ aunt & uncles’ moisture farm.

Lotion for the hostage.

I Moistage you a question. How does one lotion his essence?

The ‘Moistage’ part is actually intentional since it’s the name of the product, if you read the kana below it says モイステージュ (moistēju) which is a Japanese approximation of Moistage.

Moisture is the essence of wetness…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXsKHjX3Y6g

For dry Footage

Combats heavy grippage.