Larf out loud

Barf! Barf!

What’s the third harf

– Waiter! There’s only harf!
– Yes, Sir. Because you already brought your other harf with you.

Japanese fish perhaps

I’m raughing out roud (ROR) — Scooby Doo style.

One harf is barked and the other harf is flied with crap

I think I’ll Balf if I eat Harf of it.

These are the finest hairballs you’ll ever eat, produced by cats that are fed only with the finest Indian carpet.

Does harf and harf make a whore?

Two mears, one prate.

Harf and harf but stirr furr plice.

Does it come with Flench flies?

@Ben: Yes, one that’s bisexted. 😉

Be careful. That meat looks only harf-cooked.

Final episode of Hart to Hart when both Robert Wagner snd Stephanie Powers got fried.

Manager’s Special

It’s half and half.
But. Half what?

Oh no, Marie gave up her job as State Department spokeshole and moved to Japan! Kerry must be devastated.

It looks like a Nipponese toured on a bun.

“Water, half of my harf and harf is missing.”
“It’s at home, ma’am.”
“At home? Why?”
“Because home is where the harf is.”

*dodges tomatoes*

One letter, come on… Is it really that hald?

Harf & Harf: Attorneys At Law

Flench Flies . . . . the perfect whoresome food

It’s Japanese coffee creamer!

@iLock

The Japanese really have a hard time between “R” and “L”

Look up the “Jerry Bean” commercial

Favorite meal of Lt.Commander Worf.

har har har