Charming or your money back!

Charming or GTFO!

Before wearing underwear be sure to take the stick out.

It always works on me!

Is that a stick out chest a bady, or are you just happy to see me?

Don’t squeeze the Charmin.

Makes you look a right tit

She got A in deportment and double D in charm.

I always prefer a breast pump over a fist pump.

Nothing like firm warm chest potatoes. Charming

Be a good bady

Is plump a verb or an adjective? What happens next depends on the answer.

Four straps and a back brace fit for a truck driver. That’s a lot of charm.

– If I said you stick out chest a bady, would you hold it against me? I am no longer a female.

To be discontinued …

“I am Hanz and this is Fronz, we are here to PUMP YOU UP!”

Endorsed by Princess Charming.

Make some goodies for your bady.

That baby is a vampire! The plump chest is my weapon! Stick out and chest the baby!

@DnT Before I zoomed it up, I thought it said “suck out”.
My heart skipped a beat.

Anything more than you can fit between your lips, is waste.

Dolly Parton’s husband was invited to a fancy dress ball.

He put on one of her old jumpers backwards , and went as a Bactrian Camel.

@Timmy. Especially, if it’s your stick you are using.

I’m a charming female.
And I’ll beat the @%# out of any #%$!# who says I ain’t!

@Lora: Real charm is saying that without taking the cigar out of your mouth.

What happens if you’re a guy who has plump man-boobs?

@RT: Well, you’d have a problem seeing your stick out. 😛