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But you can frolic inside
So the battery goes where
Michael Jackson frolicked on [top of] the car at his trial. The judge got mad at him. Remember that in the news?
Dying out of the car is strictly prohibited and will be punished.
I got as far a “Long Men Grottoes” and realized this isn’t the ride for me.
And that’s why I wouldn’t buy a Prius.
– Any body inside?
– No body!
I keep my articles in my head and my body on the sofa.
Capering and gamboling permitted under some circumstances.
No frolicking! Unless your licking my fro.
Obey the sign or this ride could be a real pain in the articles.
So which is the car with the ticket?
You’d better be careful when hanging them out of the car; you need your articles in order to frolic.
5, Take car of your care
Let’s steadily!
I ain’t got no body… so how can I sit down at all?
When Longman stick his article into the Grottoes, frolic will start and people will not sit steadily on the car.
I once read a book where a couple went for a “frolic” in the woods. Nine months later she had a baby.
I can understand why “frolicking” in the cars, is frowned upon.
Are battery cars similar to battery hens?
CAUTION
Frolicking on the bonnet of your car, may cause the plastic grill breakage to.
Electric cars? So what!
The Japanese have invented electric/electronic girls.
Apparently, they can vibrate, contract at the rate of a couple of times a second, and squeal at the right moments, plus a few other skills.
At least we now have androids, who don’t dream of electronic sheep.
Gamboling allowed only in properly licensed venues.
So, can my out-of-body experience stay in the car if I don’t frolic? Or will I get battered…and fried?
Is a “battery” car similar to an assault vehicle?
One by one…wait a minute, that’s not what the old guy with the beard said.
So, we have to keep our body IN the car whilst being ON the car….
Not for small children to ride upon we presume.
No frolic on Tesla.
Frolic in the car (drive it recklessly), crash it, have an out-of-body experience, and meet the Black Guardian.
Goddamn hippies, always frolicking
I’ll frolic anywhere I damn well please!