Condone your experience…

Condone your experience…

posted on 10 Sep 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

midsummer-meat-rhapsody

Photo courtesy of Norbert von der Heidt.
Found in Beijing Holiday Inn elevator. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

So Bohemian

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I’m worried about the movement

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Bowel movement detected. Please meat …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But I think you could condone your own translation because of the overflowing miss steaks

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

For a good experience of meat, do a Meat Rhapsody

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

@algemon: more like a Hungrian Rhapsody.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

That’s what served at the wedding scene in the Midsummer Night Dream.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My meat experience is definitely lacking.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Can I have my chops before they climax?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Florence Restaurant can experience my meat anytime she wants.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

There’s nuttin like mutton.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

In any dealings with Florence Restaurant it’s a good idea to use a condone.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I know I have no taste, so I’m already not condoning it…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I condone only when I try to fu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m only interested in the “Free Flow Local Beer” if I know where it’s flowing from.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Oh, I get it, it’s a restaurant and a brothel.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Come here my delicate mutton chop, and prepare to experience meat rhapsody!

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

I’ve always enjoyed the climax of the movement…

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

I don’t know which has more errors – the English or the music theory.

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

I realize staying in a Holiday Inn should make me feel smarter, but this sign brought me right back down to “dumb.”

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

So the salad is foreplay and the meat is climax.

l2646134
l2646134
10 years ago

My resultant bowel movements were an unforgettable experience.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

@l2646134: You had a case of bad food poisoning.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Excuse me, I have to go have a gorgeous movement, then recollect my coda…

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
10 years ago

Is this the meal life? Is it just Florence?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

To make sure the Meat Rhapsody is properly cooked, we use a Freddy Mercury thermometer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♪ ♫ You can get anything you want
At Florence’s Restaurant. ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmmm … Midsummer meat without coat, flesh and worm!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ach! ‘Tis der heidt of gut taste.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@timmy. Yes. You see if it’s edible, before seeing if it’s f—able

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Is the rhapsody a coda, or is it part of the main opus?

Tom41
Tom41
10 years ago

If my meat started writing classical music, I’d see a shrink…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Attain your highest state — poophoria.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

”Florence restaurant. now also stocking Mills and Boon books”

szk
szk
10 years ago

So…with happy ending I guess

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Tom41: You haven’t heard of Rachmaninoff of Lamb, or Chicken Khachaturian?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Uh…this food is a little too exciting for me. I’m going to McDonald’s.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

Damn! Florence Restaurant in Beijing? I was headed for Beijing Restaurant in Florence.

Myself
9 years ago

@sirpaulfan: Damn GPS.

Myself
9 years ago

The music theory is screwed up. Dessert wouldn’t be a “recollection of the coda”, it IS the coda. The coda is the final movement. The prelude would come first, not second to last. I expected better of you, Florence!

Myself
9 years ago

Florence + the Machine meats Cibo Matto.

Myself
9 years ago

A midsummer night’s dream…about meat.

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