Learn to detach.

I’m not sure what starting water with a button push has to do with automatically disconnecting from the internet.

My arms fell off must be the water

Why where is it going

Release the Water!

Server error 40004, user will be terminated automatically.

In Soviet Russia, water disconnects you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please start your water.

I always feel disconnected when Calgon takes me away.

Now I know what my wife has been drinking.

It becomes disconnected automatically or else it starts the water or else it gets the hose again

At last. A more efficient method of childbirth.

If it is a french toilet, the jet of icy-cold water up your bum, will certainly give you lift off.

@Marum: If it is a Japanese toilet, a katana up your bum will certainly give you lift off.

The apostrophe’s a nice touch…uhhhh…what was I saying?

Signs in Russian, make me disoriented automatically.

When I was a kid in the 80’s, I worried that Russia would push the button that would make disconnect everything automatically. 🙁

Calgon contains ketamine? 🙂

Oh good, you dont have to use a key to start the water anymore

Another of Putin’s crazy schemes… The Russian says : ‘Do not push button, Yankie trap.’

The most expensive way to hang up on a phone call (assuming they mean that you should place your phone under the faucet before starting the water)

@ algernon: “My arms fell off must be the water”

No, no, NO! This is Moscow, not Chernobyl.