Have a little grabitude.

Also try the fondle fondue.

Tastes like crab.

I’d rather have the real body snatching fishbone.

Imitation pizza

So we have a Japanese variation on an Italian dish, served in a Thai restaurant. “Imitation” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

looks more like a starfish to me.

Are those real?

Well, it caught my attention.

Well I’ll take it or leave it

Mmmm! Seizefood!

The cheese finishes it off

Can I get some real Japanese snatch? 😈

Not really takeaway, then.

They grabbed the pizza-idea from Italy. I’d rather have mozzarella di buffala than tofu …

I prefer Grab Rancoon.

Water! This pizza tastes like grap!

Can I have Italian Nyotaimori (女体盛り) with Berlusconi Grab?

What’s the difference between an imitation grab and a real grab?

What is Japanese about this? The Mayonnaise?

“Accept no pros… er, substitutes.”

I reached out to grab one, but then thought nah, and I got some English-
Style Sushi instead…

Mmmm looks delicious, I’ll take 10! …And here you go,
some imitation ¥en.

Do you have any Engrish-style tuner slushi?

Gheese man! On a crab?!

Makes me want to grab some crapcakes.

Well, I guess that’s closer to Neapolitan pizza than using shredded cheese.

Well, the heart shaped tomato looks nice at least.

At the private tables, you can get indecently assaulted

@Mr Lister. Tomato hey! That’s a relief. I thought it was a wierd Thai egg.

I did wonder how thw hens laid square eggs though.

Edit weird

BTW. I have always practised the “grab and eat” technique.

@Marum: I thought you always practise the “grab and suck” technique

“This restaurant sucks.”
“Oh, don’t be so grabby.”

We need a Grab Ho building next to the Suck Ho Building.

Grab the crab or the crap?

When food grabs you, fight back … with Tums!

Try our other Crust Asian.