Under severance

They sell meat cleavers.

— signed Severus Snape

Must be a 7-11

Software… check!
Underware… check!
Tupperware.. check!
Silverware… check!

We are fully ware.

Is Wared the brother of Subway’s Jared?

Strangely enough, they already attempted to correct it. A piece of paper can be seen pasted over the bottom…

I’ll pay to part

The counter is equipped with a guillotine?

This Stove is under surveillance 24 hrs.

The store is not staff as they are all under severance .

If you can’t be wared, be lerted.

One staff member is fired every 30 minutes.

You guys remember Lefty? He got caught shoplifting there once.

Mind your limbs as you enter the store

Be wared or not be wared
That’s the question

Also offering free home deliverance.

… and the doors and windows are alared.

That”s right.. If we catch you stealing, we will cut your nuts off.

@Algernon. No. In Oz. 7-11 merely underpays its workers.

Shoplifters will face sever punishment.

Meet our new security manager, Jihadi John.

Always happy to sever you!

To protect and sever.

Fortunately their pension plan is much more generous, and quickly vested.

When do I get my surveillance pay?

This store is under severance 24 HR officers

Don’t you dare try to reattach this wared out stove!

Hard of fearing

The turnover is awful here, but at least they give good severance pay.

Snape, Snape, Severance Snape.

Explains the absence of light in the store.
Customers are severed from the store 24 hours.

Thank you for shopping. YOU’RE FIRED!

It’s a cut price store!