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Dried laurel blossom
Photo courtesy of Bill Nilsson.
Found at a Chinese shop in Stockholm, Sweden.
(119 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
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Careful this blossom might ravage you.
How on earth could I the laurel blossom f*ck?!?
So its a tea for what again?
English, anyone?
This is quite a different take on the birds and the bees story…
Blossom Up!
Laurel Blossom gets around.
In my country, we make tea by putting dried leaves in hot water.
The ancestors will be pleased.
Oh, so this is what Bill Cosby used.
That Laurel Blossom sure knows how to spread her craft! Well, it’s nice that the ancestor is still getting some.
“Laurel blossom the stanza”? This Engrish gets verse and verse.
This Engrish has rendered me speachress.
The Laurel blossom is Hardy.
Let’s desserting insiding my mouthing!
I guess the Adult Engrish site is a thing of the past.
The only part of these instructions I understood, was the second sentnce of the third paragraph.
BTW Is the Lotus Root Powder, the product they call “Long Joy”?
The Federal Health Minister warns: That reading of this sign, may damage the brain, and in extreme cases, cause Hydro-encephalitis
♫I this life there are but two things, that are worth a solitary damn,
Thats old dogs, and children, and laurel blossom wine♪
(A million apaloosas to Tom. T. Hall.)
Laura’s Bosom is dried because of the ancestors! WTF.
Iget it! Juelong was full when he composed this sign.
The printing trade used to be “blessed” with drunken compositors.
Sori tumas redacted: “dry” translates a f—.
I wouldn’t tear off the bag if I were you… unless you want all laurel blossom hell to break loose!
Spread that laurel blossom baby and keep it coming!
Laurel always had a bad reputation
That’s a heck of a feisty Laurel blossom! Good Lord….Like Tom41 said, I also wouldn’t wanna tear off the bag ’cause of what might happen 0_0
Don’t you just hate the 9 to October grind? Every year, the same damn thing! Laurel blossom! That’s how I feel about it!
WTF?!!
@Classic Steve. The “thing” of the past will catch you in the end. :blush”
If you think about it, flowers are reproductive organs, so this shouldn’t come as a big surprise.
Maybe this is about Dried Laurel Bosom?
This is a job for the Empress Bee!
What’s the INedible method?
Everyone f*cks, why wouldn’t the Laurel Blossom?