I have the opinion: manner up!

Deer Institution, Hotels, ect!

I am happily to say, As for the thing of not understand nothing in the here, I am not thanking you. Thank you for your corporation and incontinence.

Guests

What about the cigarette end of the mobile cigarette end of the non-portable cigarette end with some unknown cigarette end and spam on the top of it?

I must remember not to fart then

The manner down is over there

I did not receive any email! Entirely whether it is a voice, there it isn’t.

Teacher don’t-ya fill me up with your rules…
Cause everybody knows that smokin aint allowed in shower booths….

3) No taking pictures of naked chicks in the locker room, unless I’m included in the email.

and I thought this only happened at TipLess Sports Gym, but if you give them a big tip, you can do whatever you want with thanking you in advance.

Well, thanks for sharing this with the world…

I’m quite able to cause a smell in the building, but lighting a fire at the same time could be dangerous.

People who do things like these really get my manner up!

Mobile cigarette- the Apple iSmoke™.

You can’t cause a smell in a building?
Boy Howdy! I sure can.

Would you seek wisdom?
Find the Thing of Understanding.
It hangs out in the locker room.

Manner up or manner down – it doesn’t manner!

I tried mobile cigarettes once, but the reception was rather poor.

The surgeon of Nippon advises; That the smoking of Mobile Phones in the locker-room, may be Injurious to your health.

No doubt!

One of the weightlifters,may be moved to rip your arms off, and stick them up your date.

@jjhitt. The thing of wisdom arrives;

The first time you bend down to pick up the soap.

The master of the boarders, could smoke in the shower at Grammar School.

He used to pack his pipe very tightly, and smoke it upside down in the shower.

“I have an upset stomach…”
“Mind your manner!”

Enough to make me want to join Tipness. If only there was Tipness at the Narita Airport, then my search for Engrish would be rich indeed. This whole bit of adding “up” to indicate an increase instead of correct English continues to bedevil my university students. They think it is EngLish and do not recognize it as EngRish. However, in my own sports gym, the water fountain is labeled as “cold water machine”. Hats off to Tipness for refusing to get any native English validation and making a real meatgrinder of their message. What managers approved the expense of making… Read more »

The Engrish way of teaching by example.

Manner up is just a nice way of saying first loser in the mace.

No matter where your mobile telephone goes, there is it.

It’s only the opinion from a visitor… why should we take the thing of understanding?

^ Every time I read an Engrish thing like this that makes no sense, but is also funny, I just laugh, shake my head, and go what the heck….