More delays on the way!

not sincerely, the TSA

We’re from the government, we’re here to…. oh, wait….

But take anyone you like

Apologizw? I have a feeling all signs from here on may be in Polish.

We apologizw for any convenience. Or competence. Or apologizwing.

A nice use of Polish and English

If you and your luggage arrive at the same destination we’ve obviously made a mistake.

…In fact we committed at here to keep costumer far from convenience, and endjoyingw lack of service and disorienting signage at every turn. Don’t thank us. It what we do.

There are several typos. Grammatically correct version:

WW APOLOGIZW FOR ANY CONVWNIWNCW

But not for some incontinence … right? Riiight?!

We take luggagw from foreigner. Charges apply.

The BangCork Airport is infamous for its convenience apologizing.

Remember: The customer is always.

we need to strategizw

We continue to work on the Wow factor! If you are convenient in any way by our service, we are really sorry!

We apologize for the smooth boarding; next time we’ll narrow the walkways and employ the most nitpicking security personnel we can find.

“We apologize for conveniently poking you in the rear” – BangCork Airport Authority.

Please don’t sult my telligence.

But we love inconvenience stores!

We actually meant to be obstreporous bastards.
If you are receivingy degree of service, it is due to a stuff-up by our staff.

Of cours we apologize for the convenience. We haven’t cleaned it since th airport opened.

errr– receivingy = receiving any. (The Deus et machina strikes again) 😡

I love Thai ladies – but I could never eat a wholz one.

However—I could do the reverse. 😀

Look here FARANG!
You laugh uproariously at our signz, you insult gloriouz Emperor. We throwz you in jail – long time – till you get mannerwz.

That’s ok George, you’ve done plenty already. No convenience to apologise for.

Found at Bangkok airport, Thailand inconvenience store.

Sorry, we ran out of E’s… how convenient!

I’ve use the “conveniences” in Thailand and they SHOULD apologizw!