Degum it! Follow the rules.

WARNING: You may be wearing shoes.

This explains the drought in California.

I have been looking for worms in my shoes. Please tell me where I can buy them?

We cannot offer you a 100% guarantee that these shoes are made by our company. However, we consider it very likely.

Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?

Let’s prevent water

The edible bubblegum shoe was a very short lived fad from the 80’s.

The Russian-Chinese composer Pollioshkeep often wore shoes, I heard.

I twear they deformation

Degum no they leather

The Fairweather Shoe Company.

endorsed by The Leather Society of USA and Canada.

“So when am I gonna see you in those snazzy new shoes you bought?”
“Saturday. Most likely, Saturday. That is, if they don’t get gummed and deformed before then, and after I clean all the worms out.”

If the sun and fire is wet we have bigger problems than protecting a pair of shoes!

It is advishable to stop drinking if you start talking like that.

I like to worm my shoes monthly and check their immunisation annually.

Made in Company

PS: Maybe, probably and not exactly sure

I will very likely never wear these shoes. Or worm them.

Ah … Polish shoes!

I can assure you.

I will not expose in sun, fire, slee,t hail, snowstorms, and plagues of locusts.

@72rd. Yes. Polish shoes, made under licence in China.

Same as all our “good old Australian brands”.

Someone’s been inhaling the fumes too long.

@DrLex: Cieanthem is the polish national anthem, of course. 😛

Dont wet these shoes, and dont feed them after midnight.

I am very likely to wear shoes

I can’t wear them in sun or fire, but they’re good evening shoes – if it doesn’t rain.

Worms again? OK Fido, roll up your arm and bend over – shoes, you’re next!

Caution: Wear these shoes only on lightly overcast days with no danger of rain. Donnt say we didn’t worm you.

executive standard QB1002-97 is a continuation of QB VII by Leon Uris

Don’t wear them in rain or sun?!
Will they dissolve in fog as well?

I guess they’re meant to be worn indoors only.

@Dr. Lex, re: “Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?”

I believe the real question here is, WOULD IT BITE ME???

I’m glad someone is fighting the worldwide tendency toward twearing in rainy days. It really has become a terrible nuisance.

The Degum’s Fortune!