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TMEI: Too Much Engrish Information

Theres nothing like a safekeeping bottom monkey but beware where you keep it

Where’s the bus stop for the bathroom

How do you boil without water? Very carefully.

No, I don’t want to store my I-phone in your ass, thank you.

The shaver becomes the ferry- in the new Transformers movie?

Is Mizuho related to the owner of SuckHo Building? I prefer to drink an Asashi beer cold.

In Soviet Russia, detergent sells washing machine.

I hope there is a bottom monkey for each person. Sharing a bottom monkey is unsanitary.

Do not have accident of the emergency. Please plan your emergency carefully.

The latest spy gadget; a shaver that becomes a ferry!

Q. If my shoes are dirty how do I get to the front desk?

A. Stand by the front door and catch a fairy across.

NOPE!!!
I do NOT wish to store my valuables in the monkey’s bottom.

(although I guess they would be pretty safe there)

Why oh why so much Engrish?
Because of monkeys of course.

Comb ferry carries 120 persons and 25 cars. Shaver ferry carries 150 persons, 40 cars, and also 5 safekeeping bottom monkeys. Do not use ferry to cross water of Mizuho, or you will boil with water, which is forbidden.

There is “hot water of Mizuho” in Hotel outside.

You call it a golden shower.

I’ve heard of butt monkeys, but…

@DrLex: Monkeys on typewriters?

Boiling without water , it’s called frying.

Those bottom Monkeys can be a real pain in the arse

If you store your valuables with the highlevel monkey by accident, you are at risk of winning the lottery.

The bottom monkey is there to keep the other monkeys in line.

Respect the bottom monkey.

Give her first dibs on any nutrients or mates you bring into your room. Your goods will be safe keeping when bottom monkey is full of happy and belly loin satisfaction.

Deer hotel!

At first, I have money questions:

– Who is a caretaker, and is he a monkey?
– How can the accident of emergency?
– Which is the the first floor?
– What can I boil without water?

Sorry but it can not follow broadcasting it in the instruction of the person in charge or the building in a emergency.

What can it do?

Guests

@Timmy. Apparently, that is not so difficult.

Getting your hand in to retrieve it is.

Bottom Monkeys are a pain in the backside.

Is the pot not half full or not half empty.

I need to speak to the top monkey.

If I were him, I’d start looking for a better job.

Water of Mizuho? That’d be right. Japanese bans go to water, the moment a crisis occurs

banks

– Universe….Ordinary the universe wash , boil without water the hotel institution cannot wash.

Behold: I am become an each person

I don’t want to know where or how he stores those safes. And I didn’t sign up to share a bottom monkey with every other tenant. Go get your own bottom monkeys!

I believe in ferries! I believe in ferries!

I absolutely refuse to boil without water!

I boiled the pot without water, and it started SMOKING!

Whoever wrote this must be an all-powerful, omnipresent character. They become a safekeeping bottom monkey for each person. They become the caretaker at the front desk. They install a vending machine. They become a bathroom if you need one.

The bare necessities of life:
-Valuables
-Parking
-Laundry
-Goods
-Vending machine
-Bathroom
-Emergency
-Pot
Pretty much sums it up…

I really, really want to know what “hot water of Mizuho” is, and why it is in quotes.

I used to have a safekeeping bottom monkey, but it got really annoying. Now there’s an app for that.

You never know who is at the front desk – a comb, a ferry, a caretaker, a detergent or a bottom monkey

WARNING: Vending machine installation not successful. In case of no emergency, throw the washing machine from detergent at the front desktop through the Windows.