Swirls accepted.

Zoo Poo Poo. A zoo run by poo-flinging monkeys.

Please use the appropriate toilet depending on what poo group you are going to drop.

Why are they talking about #2 in a #4 sign?

Did you drop this?

Can we rest here? I’m pooped!

I bought this funny sign at Groupon.
Along with a jar of Grey Poupon.

In other words, you need to get your sh!t together.

Just stack them in a neat pile

could this be toilet love.

Should we arrange them according to size, colour or smell?

Mandated under the Endangered Feces Act.

OK, I’ll group my feces but my farts will continue to be free range.

Groupoo – a subsidiary of Groupon.

We organize them using fecial recognition software.

The Taiwan Toilet is the only habitat in the world where the Formosan Poo Poo Monsters live. It is an endangered species that is constantly subjected to human fecal exploitation.

Easy to group them, hard to ungroup them.

Shall I group feces by poo or pee?

Approved by Winnie Zoo & Edgar Allan Poo

In order to correctly group your feces, please refer to the Bristol Stool Chart.

Someone’s been eating pistachios!

even the sign’s shaped like a giant swirlee

Now we know why women go to the bathroom in groups, amirite?!
– Maximum fecal aggregation efficiency!

(And to badmouth that scumsucking bitch Kate…)

Group your faeces, parsing and classifying encouraged.

Human and animal shared facilites

At this zoo you can see panda poop, rhinoceros poop, whooping crane poop and many other fine specimens on the endangered feces list.

Zopoomapoo, the famous PBS monkey, was here in disguise as Zoo Poo Poo.

This toilet for herbivores, this toilet for carnivores (and former, i.e. fully-digested herbivores)

If your poo looks like this, see your doctor immdiately.

A small fee sees you into the poo exhibit.

– Come on, feces!

Grouping the feces must be part of the fun.