Acme Safe may fall

No trying to catch roadrunners

No suicide

The safe is not very safe on a cliff

Just fall down gently

But mind the gap

No jumping inside safe as may cause danger of hurts.

No jumping or we’ll lock you in the safe!

Looks like running straight ahead would be even more dangerous than jumping.

Also be careful the piano and anvil

Jumping survivors will be put to death.

Have you met my friend Cliff?

Be careful the safe. If you get hurt, it’s your own vault.

Small umbrellas will not the safe.

Also,

No Dumping

Be careful the chaffe

Look! Free birdseed.

“Yikes!”

There are two types of cliff divers; Experts, and stuff on a rock.

Little is known that the Hua Shan Cliff was the inspiration for Wile E. Coyote Acme tricks.

Save the safe and catch the anvil

NOTE: In case you do jump, take those dehydrated boulder pills – just add water!

Jumping only allowed with Acme Super Outfit.

“MeepMeep!!” ))*cloud of dust*((

“Hey look! I’m cliff. Drop over some time.”

What is that whistling noise?

i am john woo and i do not approve this message. FREE DIVES FOR ALL!

Looks like they blew their annual suicide prevention budget on that sign. I’ll bet they tested it extensively cliff-dwelling focus groups.

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Lover’s Leap is the next cliff to the right.

Yeah, never forget to keep the safe safe.

Suicide illegal here. Punishable by death.