If it wants, lets expressly

Holiday is Monday in a world where Garfield loves Mondays.

This bar is not expressly telling us if alcohol and food are free on Mondays

– And a bar to go, please.

You can never ha e enough rice food

Bar Crane is better than a Crow Bar

Don’t get between the. crane and the rice food except on Mondays

Everyday is, like, sunday.

– Morrissey

Holiday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thirstday, Foodday …

When it’s a holiday we don’t charge for Mondays. Take as many as you want.

It has such an expressly BAR right now….

Didn’t know they can make wine out of glass.

What kind of food does rice eat if it goes to a bar?

It wants to be such a bar but unfortunately it became such a crane bar

– A pizza and no charge, please.

A crane walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “That’ll be 700 yen” The crane says “Put it on my bill.”

@Droll not Troll: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

I’ll have an expressly in a mug prease.

If you can raise a bar on Monday morning, you have wasted your weekend.

No use blocking out the number. I looked up the addy.
Unfortunately, it did not make much sense either.
What is the strain project? A drinking comp?

I know what the crane bar is: It is seeing how much you can drink while standing on one leg. (Karate Kid)

@Sparky. Why not?

You can get Glass Noddles.

They used to be noodles, but they will not allow nakedness on this site.

It puts the beer in the basket.

I’m with sparky-I’ve never heard of glass wine, either. What the heck do they serve it in? (“Oh,Cinderella, could you be a dear and bring your glass slippers over here? They’re serving glass wine!”)

It’s not actual rice, but processed rice food.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go… expressly.

CAUTION: BEWARE OF MISSING FOOD

You may want to be a BAR, but sadly you’ll always be a crane…

Engrish BAR gets you drunk expressly!

Much misery in the world has been caused by giving bars what they want.

Pizza…900 yen, etc….OK, come on. Really. How much is it?

Ok, how many of you guys went to the website?

@TD Refer my posting above – re; The Strain Project.

They forgot to say how much etc. is.

Don’t crane me, I don’t know where you’ve beer

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

If you order the glass wine, you’re supposed to tilt it over your open mouth and leave it there for about 1000 years, until it flows into your mouth.

Here’s the website: http://www.strain-project.com/

There’s quite a bit more Engrish there.