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I don’t like to go to the sea moutains because they cause too much Droma
Ah dromatic, a place for camels perhaps
We im to plese, so you im too, plese. Thanks, the tolet.
Nature touching local poeple come what
Try to come here, you probably won’t be to get past the engrish barrier.
Touch with local people. I hope it has nothing to do with mixed ass pork
I’m not sure I would want to be struck by a sea mountain, especially not a dromatic one.
Try to come. If you don’t succeed, you’re not touching enough with local people from Phuket.
Just a regular local dromatic aberration
That dromatic moutain just struck me with its we! How rude!
Would you like to buy a vowel?
Pushy mountains, touchy local people,… Yeah, sounds like fun.
And quit being a droma queen!
Will you give me an opportunity to escape?
The sea mountains strike wee into all that venture here.
Thank God I’m wearing Depends.
Approved by Joe The Camel.
Just try to come here!
Touch with local people and get closer to nature at the same time? Oh well, who needs clothes anyway…
They’re right.
I had a wee when the pushed me off the sea mount.
I notise their aim (im), is not all that good.
notice (inexplicable error)
I guess they already blew their ‘a’ budget.
At Phang Nga Baywatch, the sea monkeys strike you with drones.
Don’t even try we to come and phang here
I wouldn’t imagine, I would have any trouble coming there.
If the mountains don’t wee on you, I can assure you the monkeys will.
Before they throw something else at you, that is.
My car has a dromatic transmission.
Along with a catatonic computer.
The Knights Who Say ‘Nga!’
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PS: ‘Ning’ excluded
One hump or two?
Touching local people and trying to come. That tends to get one arrested
Missing: Wild pronouns. Known for getting in the way of any word in their way, without the least fear nor remorse. Proceed with extreme caution. Reward: A Trip to Phang Nga Bay!
Phuket, BayBy!
Don’t touch we, I don’t know were we im here
ewwww!!! not THAT close!
I’m SURE you DO — and WHAT an opportunity!
If you lived here, you’d be touching someone already!
“Ahh Phuket!! Phuket all to hell!!”
“Why you being so dromatic?!”
There’s Engrish, and then there’s badly misspelled Engrish.
A Dromedy… must be like a Dramedy with more emphasis
on the comedy.
Just try to come here!
Wow! After seeing those mountains, I want to go we!
Treveling, swallowing Dromamine…
Try to come here! We dare you!