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A division of Suck Ho Bldg.
For all your odor needs
Omnipotent compressed “biscuits” would raise a bit stank everywhere
Part of a chain of stores that includes Bigstink and Bigstunk.
Hullabaloo welcome.
I didn’t know Shanghai people has such big stank in trading with other cuntries.
No odor eaters then
Or second hand socks
Your satisfaction is our first odor of business.
I don’t think it’s teen spirit.
Buying or selling?
Do you sell shampoo? I need some for my stanky pussy.
You can smell the savings!
“We’re not just the sellers, we’re the olfactory too!”
You don’t want to be there when it hits the fan!
The address is number 2, Street of a Thousand Armpits.
It was the dog, honest.
“There’s a smell in here that will outlast religion.”
Olfactory outlet, low prices!
Dedicated to ‘Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning’
1984: ‘Big Stank is Smelling You!’
The display window is full of what looks like shoe boxes. The sign must be their way of telling customers they need to wash their feet more.
Next on my shopping list, Febreze.
We Stank you so much
Second hand smoke, too.
For the large smelly person of questionable morals in your life.
We sell more than farty different products. Some of them are:
– Used toilet paper
– Rotten child
– Barked scorn
– Eau de toilet
– Urine soup
– Doggy poo refill
– Diverse flies
– Flesh begetable
– Foot pee pack
– Stinking thing is the hotel
Now let’s crap your hands!
Stinky Crappy People
Craption is made at here!
Stock is stanked to the rafters!
They’re not exactly flushed with success.
Sometink schmells!
Ya. Tis der dead of night.
With your trashy clothes, you look like just a Big Stank.
Big Stank is Trading You!
Noep.