No artificial minerals.

Mmmmm … Sand!

Guaranteed witch free.

For your healthy teeth: Crisply crunchy sugar cubes with crystals, cement and sand mix!

I always thought sand was inorganic.

@ Droll not Troll: Witch one? 😉

I prefer their mud pies.

Which one

Gives you steel

@Seventy2rd o clock: Any witch… way.

It takes true grit to eat one of these.

Fortified with minerals.

Pecan sandies are made from sand! SAND!

By all means, let me go to the store and purchase a box of sand rather than dig it out of the back yard for free.

I love sand which is good.

@ Droll not Troll: Sand witch to hell!

An ingenious solution by Kim jong yun to the food shortages problem in North korea

I like to picnic at the beach. I eat the sand which is there….

If your child eats some of this, no matter what, no matter how much they beg, under no condition feed then any cement.

@BFC I preferred his father Kim Jong 49. (IL) 🙂

Leave some for Sandy Claus this Christmas.

“A little water and a little sand, these bones are gonna rise a-gain”

Sometimes get the packaging correct can be a beach.

*getting And apparently getting captions correct is also very hard.

We guarantee it’s genuine sand from the Gobi DESSERT.

Great for a yummy, gritty snack, but don’t forget breakfast, the most important meal:
“Quarry contains no preservatives, no additives, no artificial flavoring. … Because Quarry isn’t grown; it’s mined. It’s the only cereal that’s pure 100% rocks and pebbles, for a hearty old-fashioned flavor the whole family will enjoy.” – SNL skit

Not just a tasty treat, it’s also a convenient, easy-to-use carborundum disk for all those grinding chores!! Now what would you pay?

I suddenly have a craving for Oreos by the 100 pound bag.

So what is the white stuff in the center – limestone?

You can’t just shorten words by chopping off the second syllable! The miners did a little too much here…

Why not? I alwa do it with word over five lette.

Saves shi-loa of ink.

Q. How do you make these biscuits?

A. The usual mix
Two of cement
One of sand
One of gravel
Two of flour
One of sugar.

Free calculus guaranteed.

I must have got the recipe wrong. I ended up with a glass window.

This Paleo diet thing has gone too far.