Basting is the key

That’s one way to cope with pre-adolescents.

Q: How do you like Children?

A: Well done.

Are the children crispy before or after the spotted garoupa

Tastes like chicken.

Sweety, even though you’ve been bad for all this time we’ll take you to a restaurant where they have a special child’s menu…

We goin to KFC !
(krispy fu&^%’n children)

Ok, I’ll try it, as long as it’s free range and non GMO.

That’s why they’re called small fry.

Mmmmm … Children on the corn!

Better call the vice squad, someone’s stuffing kids!

– Mommy! I spotted Grandpa!

– Darling? What are children and chicken doing in the kitchen?
– Barking!

kid: Mom, can I play with Johnny?
mom: Sure, you can play with your meal.

– And now, dear boils and grills …

Effective, tasty way of ridding those noisy, annoying little morons ^_^

The Chinese failed to realize that “A Modest Proposal” was satire.

I like to garoupa da ladies.

Woody Allen’s latest movie.

HEY HONEY I R—TED THE KIDS.

I, W.C. Fields approve of this menu.

Kids these days expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter. So let’s hand the kids on a silver platter instead! Muhahaha!

This is our Children’s Menu.

I remember a “The Far Side” cartoon where two angry parents tell an embarrassed witch, “We hired you to watch our children and you cooked and ate them BOTH?”