They’re lucky they get water.

Includes a mud bath for the dirt poor.

It’s good to have a place where the poor can learn to keep their heads above water.

I wonder why it’s closed during the day on Saturday. Maybe they’re giving dumpster diving lessons.

They won’t let you in unless your house is under water.

Swimming poor is for rich people but I’ve never seen a swimming rich.

Swimming poor is still better than drowning poor

The swimming is so poor that they use a giant toilet to swim in. No ool there.

Seventy2rd o clock: A swimming rich would be Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. The only thing poor about that is the physics involved with swimming in money.

Let them eat fish

Swimming poor: opening a fire hydrant so slum kids could splash in the water.

They’re so poor, they can barely keep their heads above water

Because the rich need not swim. They could fly.

They misspelled “poorly”. Accomplished swimmers get exclusive use of the pool on Sundays.

That’s false advertising! Those white kids are not swimming poors.

I hear lessons take care of that.

Man; I’m going to float a loan.

Wife: If you don’t stop drinking so much, you probably will.

Let us all pray for the swimming poor.