It ain’t easy being green.

Scrambled eggs with green people

SOYLENT GREEN!

Why is there not green eggs and ham? Do you not like green eggs and ham, Sam-i-am? Would you eat them in a boat? Would you eat them with a goat? etc etc.

The bitter melons are sour over being picked too soon.

Shrek on toast mmmn

Look at all the happy people

Green people, you have the right to remain soylent.

The menu was going so well and then someone had to go and folk it up.

These days,going green is trendy.

@Big Fat Cat: I guess that means the eggs are from happy chickens, then.

Waiter! I was asking for White meat, not Green.

Boogie down with the Green People.

Kermit? Is that you?

The Martian breakfast.

This is why aliens won’t contact us.

Well. If you kill and eat vegetarian every two days, you can be a meat eater, and have all the benefits of being a vegetarian too. 🙂

Stir Fried Bitter Melons is a receipt developed by the Carnegie Mellon University.

I like my melons with nipples on them.

The RSPCA in Brissie, had to rescue a cat from some Vegans.

The were trying to feed it on a vegan diet. The poor bloody thing was so weak it could barely stand up.

(Cats are “true” carnivores. Except for “arginine” they have very little need for vegetable matter)
PS. If your cat does not get out to eat grass, feed it some cooked peas in its food.

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named lee,
Said; Yu far coffee,
He replied; No! I like it here.

“named” curses; bugger, bugger, bugger!.

@jjhitt.
1st alien; I see the Earthlings have now deployed nuclear weapons in space.
2nd alien: Does that mean they are an emerging intelligence then?

1st alien: I don’t think so. They have them pointed at themselves.

– Mommy! I see dead pepper!

Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people;
A peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked;
If Peter Pepper picked a peck of pickled people,
Where’s the peck of pickled people Peter Pepper picked?

Pepper to the people!

(The Incredible Hulk has just opened his new restaurant )
Hulk: Here your boiled eggs.
Customer: I wanted them scrambled.
Hulk: ARRGH, HULK SMASH!!*splat* There, now they scrambled.

More like “Hulk mashed.”

No, it’s not actually Soylent Green prople; just a Chinese knock-off.

Envy is the most toxic of the deadly sins.

Soylents of the scrambles.

I went to use their restroom and there was no toilet people.

– Waiter! I didn’t order toilet pepper and yellow people!

Shrek, No!

Captain Kirk likes Orion slave girls.

Some of my favorite foods are vegetarians.

No wonder we have Black people, White people, Tan people and people of all colours . . . EXCEPT Green people (!!)

@Peter. I see green people all the time.

(after the tenth Crème de Menthe.

Are the green people not bitter about this??

Scrambled Eggs and Soylent Green (available only on Tuesdays, while supplies last)

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