The path less traveled…

Something you where on your head

The Men’s Unberpath involves 69? I’m not going down that road!

Looks like the breakfast of champions but only for those over 18

I wonder if that Tarzan guy at the sports center is using underwear or unberpath?

Can’t be men, they’re under 18.

How do you unberp? Sounds dangerous!

Semper ubi sub path?

I suppose anyone who thought they needed 2 almost identical signs there lives in a world where UNBERPATH is a word. 😕

It’s a typo. One is the unberpath and the other is the oberpath.

Unberpathological.

Let that be a lesson. Never dictate to a sign writer after eating boiling hot noodles.

Women’s unberwear is upstairs

Must be six feet unber.

@Seventy2rd o clock: Where they sell pathies.

The trail to tatarus for men

“Giant unberpaths!” — Pee Wee Herman

Runs unber the men’s sociopath. For Unbermenschen only. You’re on your own.

-What size unberpath do you wear?
– Ha! Unberpath?…I can only use unberboulevard!

According to the signs, there’s two unberpaths. So how do I know which one is less traveled?

Fortunately it’s not a MEN’S PSYCHOPATH

“Cleanup” Aisle 18!

when climinals in this wobld appear
and bleak the laws that they sbould fear
and fnighten all who sfe or hear
the cly goes ub both far and neaf
for Unberpath! Unberpath! Unberpath! Unberpath!

Beware of skid marks on that path

Follow the white labbit