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Just be careful where you poke that.
47.2 inch well your a big boy then
I know the type who screws holes and erects …
I don’t thrust this product
29.5 to 47.2 inches! He’s a shower and a grower!
When you want to screw holes, the association Is not what you need to separate.
Yes, her cans use to erect, but then she turned 50. And you know the rest.
Oh yes, I used to have a super thrust pole as well.
I don’t know one can screw a hole any other way!
If your Super Thrust Pole stays erect for more than several hours, see a doctor immediately.
It’s the girth (25-28 mm) that matters.
It is simple to install! I was born with mine…
I thought Polish jokes were out of style.
I saw Thickness Of A Pole in concert once.
“The association is not easy to separate” … dogs have this problem.
I tried using my own super pole this way, but eventually my shirts always ended up on the floor. 🙁
Part of promo campaign by the Erection Party of Japan.
Porn movie script, scene 3.
– Hi, I am the type that screws holes for a time.
– Oh my! Such thickness of a pole.
– 0.984 to 1.1 inch, baby. I can use it to erect too.
– But what about installation?
– Install is simple, but the association is not easy to separate.
– That’s a super thrust pole indeed.
This pole could be just the thing for “closet” homosexuals.
WARNING: Virus detected, erection completed. Please eject …
Ahh, shut your screw hole.
So that’s where my superthrust pole went. The little woman has been getting on my case of late.
As if that was unintentional Engrish.
jjhitt: Re: associated dogs, I saw that once in the poor section of town. A bunch of school kids were trying to figure out how to effect a separation; the dogs looked otherwise disengaged. No need for family life education there.
If my Super Thrust Pole was that long, I’d never come out of the closet!
And it makes a dandy Staff of Ra.
The more you polish it, the stronger it gets.
careful men! buying this for your wives may cause them to ignore you altogether
Enough recommendation.
It will screw holes for a lifetime.
You want MORE?
They’re really proud of that extra 0.2″.
@Biff the Understudy: Or a Rod of Lordly Might?
Damn! Japanese porn are always one step ahead.
DrLex that is brilliant, a classic, ROFLMFAO!
If the screw holes, don’t try to stop it
A BIG attraction at Kanamara Matsuri
This was not mentioned in the Kama Sutra.
Once the lady’s eyes cross, you should stop thrusting in, any further.
Erections and screw holes, the association is certainly not easy to separate.
The association is not easy to separate without a bucket of cold water
erect too but not one