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“Cosby did it”
I can’t wait to hear their views on climate change…
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I’ll say what I like
Whatever!
– Hmmm … Whatever!
@ algernon: oops, my turn!
– And may I ask what is your opinion about our opinion, Sir?
“Variety of Opinions” is not a food for any of the political parties
– Waiter! There’s something in my opinion!
“Variety of Opinions” is not a food for any of the major news networks either.
OK by me; I’m on a fact-free diet.
I’d like some French fries with opinion rings.
Avoid the Rush Limbaugh special. It’s very hard to swallow.
Opinions? No thanks, I already have one.
You have no choice of opinion – you can only pick the Americano Tea Party.
@Seventy2rd o clock : We’ll have to stop this
The original menu was better.
I’ll have Opinioña Colada, please.
“Tastes great!” or “Less filling!”
Try the roast belief.
Gandalf, definitely Gandalf. There’s no way Spiderman could beat him.
Served with a garnish of censorship
Special Brunch for Weekdays:
Eggslut
Flesh Salad
Our opinion and
Jasmine’s tee
Sounds difficult to digest.
– Honey? This soup just told me I have no taste!
If you don’t order the opinions we won’t change the TV channels to cable news.
I try to stick to a “fair and balanced” diet.
– Would you like some criticism on top?
“May I recommend the Americano Tea, sir? It’s better than the Jasmin Tea. Also, the salad tastes especially good this time of the year. That’ll be 5 bucks.”
“For the tea and salad?”
“No, for that variety of opinions. Our opinions are really useful, and cheap as well. That’ll be another 5 bucks.”
About time “food for thought” became a restaurant theme!
We No Opine Americano
May turn your frittata into eggslut.
for the opinions, do you have the “richard sherman” flavor?
The last thing we need is more half-baked ideas.
Never talk to food with your mouth full of it.
“A variety of opinions.” Yeah! All day every day. It’s election month in Qld.
Egg frittata?
Locos gringos.
Opinons are like a-holes.
Everyone has one.
“I have many opinions on this matter, that I don’t necessarily agree with.”
R. Reagan. Jnr.
Much better than the variety of facts that could clog up your arteries (!!)
Opinions are like human butts. Every person has one, and they all stink.
Here’s your egg and salad.
Also, you smell and no one likes you.
Now, what kind of tea can I get for you?
“Not only will you be served a variety of opinions you never asked for, our salad will get fresh with you as well! A perfect buffet for after church on Sunday.”