Come on, shred that ass… - Engrish.com

Come on, shred that ass…

posted on 17 Jan 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Adrianne Doering Curtis.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Comes in bowels

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
11 years ago

Not part of the Poo Poo Smoothies

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

The greens is a nice touch

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
11 years ago

Mommy! Tommy is making food out of his poo again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Mmmm … Roughie!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Never sit on a shredder.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
11 years ago

Also never s#it on a shredder

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

The chef is a pain in the ass!

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Stir fry rump steak.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It comes with ass vegetables

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

“I’m gonna have your butt for breakfast!”

I wonder if it’s like SPAM (Salted Pig Ass Meat).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! There’s an asshole in my ass!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

The perfect place to dine when you have meet an ass.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

My boss’s favorite dish – he’s always chewing my ass out.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Tastes like donkey….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Would you like some documents with that?

PeeBee
PeeBee
11 years ago

That’s pretty cheap for a piece of ass.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Part of menu when you enter the Cannibalism Area

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

I’ll pass. I think I know where that hand has been.

alek
alek
11 years ago

Now available in Cannibalism Area

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

So that’s what happened to eeyore.

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Taken from contented donkeys

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I’d rather have the rump roast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Complain about the product and they’ll tear you a new one!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Short for “assorted”?

szk
szk
11 years ago

@Classic Steve

No period or any way to tell that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! When will I get my ass?
– Ass soon ass is shredded, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I want an ass hole, not shredded.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
11 years ago

…And that is why they made no more Shrek movies ever.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

For dessert, I recommend the candy-ass.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

I may have wrecked a couple, but I have never seen one shredded like that before.

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
11 years ago

Poor guys . . . they don’t know ‘donkey’

TS
TS
11 years ago

Will give you Ass-burgers Syndrome.

Sean
Sean
10 years ago

Also known as the Goatse Special.

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