Come on, shred that ass…

Comes in bowels

Not part of the Poo Poo Smoothies

The greens is a nice touch

Mommy! Tommy is making food out of his poo again!

Mmmm … Roughie!

Never sit on a shredder.

Also never s#it on a shredder

The chef is a pain in the ass!

Stir fry rump steak.

It comes with ass vegetables

“I’m gonna have your butt for breakfast!”

I wonder if it’s like SPAM (Salted Pig Ass Meat).

– Waiter! There’s an asshole in my ass!

The perfect place to dine when you have meet an ass.

My boss’s favorite dish – he’s always chewing my ass out.

Tastes like donkey….

– Would you like some documents with that?

That’s pretty cheap for a piece of ass.

Part of menu when you enter the Cannibalism Area

I’ll pass. I think I know where that hand has been.

Now available in Cannibalism Area

So that’s what happened to eeyore.

Taken from contented donkeys

I’d rather have the rump roast.

Complain about the product and they’ll tear you a new one!

Short for “assorted”?

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@Classic Steve

No period or any way to tell that

– Waiter! When will I get my ass?
– Ass soon ass is shredded, Sir.

I want an ass hole, not shredded.

…And that is why they made no more Shrek movies ever.

For dessert, I recommend the candy-ass.

I may have wrecked a couple, but I have never seen one shredded like that before.

Poor guys . . . they don’t know ‘donkey’

Will give you Ass-burgers Syndrome.

Also known as the Goatse Special.