I know it’s a real temptation…

How about the bladder

Oh good I do like a place for a fresh air urination.

People suffering from BSII (Beautiful Scene-Induced Incontinence) are not welcome here.

Should I toilet the bowels?

Most beautiful scene from ‘Fawlty Bowels’

Do not phosphorus Turde here.

Hey biggfoot, this means you!

Most beautiful scenic spots do not relieve the bowels. THIS beautiful scenic spot, on the other hand, is an excellent cure for constipation.

I don’t know about that. I’d rather look at the ladies.

Scenery gives me the s—s.

Those dump kids … !

The ambience is very relaxative.

Only a small minority of beautiful scenic spots have that beneficial effect. Enjoy!

Don’t relieve? Let’s empty!

Ask your doctor if Beautiful Scenic Spots are right for you.

It’s really no coincidence they chose that shape for the sign.

They keep playing the song from “Frankie Goes to Hollywood” – Relax don’t do it. When you want to go to it.

Are you getting enough high-fibre scenery in your day?

Charmin Bears not welcome here.

Used in the upcoming CBC series, “Schitt’s Creek”.

It’s so beautiful, I could just s%$#!

Was this ” The Last Temptation of Christ ” just wondering.

There is a story behind this sign.

Welcome to the incontinental divide; It all goes downhill from here.

Y’all are too funny!! Holey crap.

That’s OK, I don’t need the scenic spots. I can relieve my own bowels.

Believe or not, this is correctly translated.

Your bowels must stay at their post until fresh bowels are located and assigned guard duty.