Like my cousin’s meth lab…

Gravel, stones and pebbles

But is it legal

CAUTION: May contain traces of toilet

– Mommy, what’s for dinner?
– MDMA, sweetie.

You mean like cement?

Bob Dylan told me “Johnny’s in the basement mixing up the medicine.”

Unfortunately rice does not contain enough Vitamin C for us westerners. So you end up with a problem called “Rice Balls”. First noted by doctors at Changi. (Book Behind Bamboo) (Story of Changi POW camp)

When I was 17, when after dinner at her place, my Asian lady saw me shovel some rice into a bowl, and put Ice-cream on top. In those days in Oz, rice was dessert. The only time one had rice as a “main”, was with curry. This look of horror came on her face, and she exclaimed. “You Australians do strange things!.” Like a flash of lightning I saw myself in another race’s eyes for a split second. I had never greatly suffered from racism, but that dispelled any last traces of racial superiority I may have still had. “It… Read more »

Ah! The joys of the heart, and the dew in the morning. They’ve gone, and they’ve left you, without any warning. (Stollen quote). 😉

The foundation of a healthy diet.

Basement nutriment? Hope the label specifies. Cheetos allergies are dangerous, y’know.

Kiobada. You two were just like a pair of young rabbits. ‘Tis a wonder you ever had time to eat.
And no! “Basement nutrition” is not oral-sex.

Headlines:
Uncle Ben found dead. No more Mr Rice guy.

If rice has basement nutriment, maybe we could make bread from ground floor?

Warning: May contain traces of rat.

The eighth nutrient . . .

1. carbohydrates
2. proteins
3. fat
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6. vitamins
7. minerals
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8. BASEMENT NUTRIMENT ?

Uncle Ben’s basement, which is not located in Uncle Tom’s cabin.

All the essential fungi and mildews to build healthy growths.

and I thought only lice contains basement nutriment!

I question how nutritional “basement nutriment” is.
Have you seen what most basement dwellers eat?

Try also our Diet Coke

Or you could grow mushrooms in the basement.

So what is the r.d.a. for radon?

My parents drink that stuff, but generally the vanilla or chocolate flavors. I’ve never seen the rice flavor.

They don’t have a basement, though. I think they keep it in the pantry.

I grow my rice among other things hydroponically in my basement.