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And only 17 …
He’s a pervert and he doesn’t even know it
He has another called nonce
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He will go out on a fine day. It may be generated that something is bad.
Does Number 17 come with it’s own sauce?
Perhaps toilet love is a pastime
So that’s why he has a mirror on his shoe.
Is the 17 the number of girls he banged?
Thank god he’s female
He’s the small forward on his team.
The 21st century retelling of The Scarlet Letter.
Pervert 17 isn’t all that bad, he’ll just leer at you….just hope your never run into Pervert 15, now that guy is messed up….
He likes to play with balls.
If he perseveres he can be “Pervert 1” someday.
You DO NOT want to know what is in the bag!
You should’ve seen Emma at work today – short black miniskirt that was just tight enough to emphasize the curve of her shapely buttocks. It rides up just far enough when she sits down to give you a tantalising glance of her lacy black panties. Her white blouse, with buttons undone low enough to let you see her black bra which is tight enough and low enough to give you just a tiny suggestion of bare nipple.
I’ve got no chance with her though – somehow she’s got the idea in her head I’m a pervert.
If that is now a team sport, I would hate to think what the try-outs would entail.
Hey mate. I’m No. 4 . Can we get together to compare notes, some time?
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@Sparky. As long as you are male….I might suggest you are reasonably normal.
@Sparky. It might be the tilt of your Kilt, which frightens her off.
Number 17. In rugby league, he probably cums off the bench.
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Alas, 69 was already taken.
♫ You are sixteen, going on seventeen… ♫
The shirt is a decoy. He’s actually a drug dealer.
By the time you can read the back of the shirt it’s way too late!
In this sport, the term “ball boy” has a whole new meaning.
Honesty at work
too not to
eh, personally i’m more a fan of the seoul pedobears
The number represents the age range he prefers
Well, nobody can say you weren’t warned.
Jean-Claude Pervert was a pretty good soccer player, but he could never crack into the English leagues due to some unknown prejudice.
Is The Pervert one of those single-named teams like The Heat or The Thunder? In the wake of the Cosby revelations, maybe marketing ought to consider repositioning the brand.
Would you like a lolly?
His friend is digging pretty deep.
This is an actual “designer” shirt…for Roman Polanski. Seriously, $300+…
“Today, I #17, but trying I keep, and one day I #1 Pervert. Ancestors will pride.”