I love Europe-America style!

Hey cocal, get me another fix or I will destory this Engrish

It comes from the bottom of the Atlantic

Should I check material, clolur and place all by mlyslelf?!

destoried humany well cocal me

Desiged and destoried in GuangZhou, France, Europe-America.

I’ve always wanted a bag made by that famous desiger
Mr. instruct- test choose!

You get a refund only if your reasons are thoroughly inhumane.

There’s been some mistake. I got a fix from a cloacal agent.

109408 may not be prime, but it is The Number.

“Oh, the humany! The humany!”

Someone destoried my book. It is now all empty pages.

They can afford a famous “desiger” but skimp on an accurate translator.

Worst part is these are condoms.

I’m so grad to see excellent product is Au (gold) standard.

I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?

@FB. Hell! The horse skin ones would take some filling.

I toally destoried my lady the other night.

Now she won’t talk to me.

totally.

I am Mr. Instruct-test and I approve this massage.

Dear Cocal Agent,

My cat clawed up my leather product. So it was destoried by the feliney reason NOT the humany reason. I send back to factory, get free fix

If we don’t have the clolur you want, you can Cram it!

It’s a good thing they use a cocal agent. Those potal agents take too long to get it done.

– Mommy, my Little Red Riding Hood is completely destoried!

It’s not cram, it’s lembas!

My wallet is completely destoried so now I have to keep my money in its basement.

There are many reasons. Humany reasons do you need?

– “Grandma, what a deep voice you have!”
– “The better to greet you with”.
– “And what big eyes you have!”
– “The better to see you with”.
– “And what big hands you have!”
– “The better to hug you with”.
– “And what a big mouth you have!”
– “THE BETTER TO DESTORY YOU WITH!!!”

Do you really want a free “fix” from the cocal agent? Sounds questionable.

I was destoried by the home ec teacher, but I didn’t get any fix from the cocal agent.

@Frank Burns: No wonder leather condoms wore out… of style.

Marum wrote:
I just got desiged by a designer.

Can I sue?
—–
No. you can only either su, se, or seu

I wonder what it would’ve looked like if it wasn’t made to the ex-cute standard.

Is “cocal” the adjective form of cocaine?

If product is destoried and no receipt, you will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam!

@EffEff: Must be fancy-talk for the rich guy in charge then.

Does “Clolur” mean “instructions”? As in Cram, Brown, Red, Other.
What is the Other? I’m horrified once we reach stage Red.

GuangZhou Dejinli is a famous Europe-American desiger.

I know it likely means that if you damage it they won’t replace it, but I can’t help but think “except humany reason” sounds adorable some how.

The true meaning of “destory” is to defenestrate from an upper floor.

Oh that lovely cram colour…

I’ll take one in “Cram”

I humany destory my cram desiger guangzhao 🙁