I think we got cut off…

I love a party line

These Chinese are so clever telephones that work all by themselves

So this is where I lost my other half

OK, I’ll call 911

That explains my chest pains when I make calls.

So those telephone bills really do cost an arm and a leg here…

So glad I didn’t choose to cut the cord.

Picking up the receiver, I halfheartedly called my mother-in-law….

The connection to the telephone exchange system is fully automatic. The severed connection while you are in the middle of a life-changing conversation, is entirely manual, and we enjoy it deeply.

Signed,
the extremely bored telephone maintenance team.

Tele-phone-kinetic abilities?

We wholeheartedly enjoy stuffing you about.

The phone service is as good as it’ sever gonna be.

Want to get rid of someone?

China Telco will do a slice n dice job on them, at normal international call rates.

NOTE: Surcharge applies on Pubic Holidays.

Don’t worry! At our all new nontraditional telephone exchange you can trade in your boring old functional phone for the hip new severed phone. We promise severed phones will eventually become a fad, either that or antique.

You need to dial several times because you keep getting the Wong number.

We had to make some cuts…

Featured in “Saw: The Engrish Adventure”

This telephone system is found exclusively at the Heart-Break Hotel.

Answer on the other line: Hello, let’s play a game.

Finally, Jigsaw now has a job doing his passion.

And the Red Queen’s off with her head

If you can keep your head while all around are losing theirs, you will still have a functioning telephone.

CAUTION: Use of this telephone will cause SEVERE injury or death by getting yourself SEVERED.

So, Jack the Ripper found a telephone job?