Fried rice…for life

WARNING: Don’t Eat Drive

I’ll have the Koenigsegg sandwich.

Beware of the hats then

The seafood wont see you

Fiat taste, though

Better than Holden Hot Wok… Ouch!

How about the Alfalfa Romeo Sprout Salad?

You be Wonton a Ferrari? Sorry, not here!

It’s not very pretty to look at, but it sure is safe to eat!

Does the Ikea Fried rice have beef

Luncheon Special: 0% Down, Low APR.

I can’t aFORD that at $15.99.

Volvulus (L) = To roll.
Therefore the food is revolting.

Oh! The name Volvo comes from the Latin; to roll.

Actually. $15.95 for a f—–g Fried Rice. You’re pulling your tit mate.

Maybe:

15 yuan

90 yiao

05 fen.

Which is about three bucks Aus.

Rice. For life.
(and 16 bucks)

At least it’s better than the Chevy Beef Teriyaki. That stuff tastes Like a Rock!

Edit 9 Yiao

Don’t get the turbo Volvo fried rice, it’ll really make you go(YUGO).

Try also our Rolls Rice in DaeWok

After you’ve eaten this, you’ll be Holden onto a Commode Door.

(Holden Commodore)

Sea-dish engineering.

The crash testing in the development stage must have been something to behold!

Don’t ear car under the influence of alcohol

*eat

Can I have Lexus Sushi as a side dish?

After Volvo bought out by Geely, it has never been a glamorous comeback!

Not what I meant when I said I wanted Swedish Fish.

Keeps you going a long time.

Food guaranteed to give you lots of gas…
for your car.

I like a good boxed lunch.

The world’s safest dish! Until someone bumps your table and the airbag pops out.

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Volvo give seafood fried rice

How about a Nissan Stanza Cordon Bleu or at least Chevrolet Astro Cheeseburger? How about a tasty Buick Grand National Cake SE 2.0 L?