To die for….

Try our nightshade loaf

Our cyanide pies are are to die for

Eat here and you’ll never want to eat anywhere else!

Talk about a toxic work environment…

the owner has been wondering why his customers never return for second time.

With a name like Poison, it has to be good.

Talk frosting to me.
Something to indulge in.
Nothin’ but a good pie.
Unskinny (muffin)top.

Want to get rid of your mother-in-law? This is the place to be.

♫ I got the poison, I got the bakery.
I got the pulsating, rhythmical pastries ♫

– The Prodigy

Waiter, I found a hair in sandwich.
It looks like it’s from Bret Michaels hair piece…

Every Roze koek has it’s fondant.

I’ll take a murderer’s dozen of the knishes.

Customers are dying to get in here.

Ask about our Boss’s Day Special.

Eikichi Onizuka’s favorite eatery.

Have you tried Step Mom’s Snow White apple dumplings? They’re to die for!

SO!! What’s so novel about baked fish?

Puts me in mind of the scene from ‘Allo ‘Allo.. Mimi le Bonc has poisoned the bottle of wine, much to Rene’s horror.

The German Officer asks: “Iss zis a gut bottle of Wein?”

Mimi replies: “This is the best bottle of wine you will drink for the rest of your life.”

I wonder why they used the German word for kitchen = Küche (pl Die Küchen)?
Is it the same pronunciation in Korean?

Aiyo Kiobada! Yu sampela longlong waitman oa wanem? Em “cake: stap.

De. Die Kuchen = cake; Unless you prefer Schwartzwaldtorte. 😀

Yes what you did with the Black Forest Cake, and your Asian lady, by that “private” pool, after midnight that night. Was seen. (And recorded)
No wonder the Motu ladies used to lust after you. Little wonder they can’t prise you away from that delectable lady of yours.
BTW. Were you trying to rewrite the Karmasutra, or at least reedit to the Karma Aranga?

This is all we knead!

So that’s where the members of Bell Biv DeVoe wound up.

Hell Gooma! Where were the buggers? Emmelita would be mortified. They must have been “right on to me”, when I brought her up to PNG that trip. I should have expected that.

We thought we were safe behind the 7foot+ high colorbond fence.

Located next door to Antidote Pizza.

@Lora. An Amoxcillin Pizza with Clavanic Acid topping should cure most things including appetite.

Right next door to the Murder Butcher Shop.

“Death or cake?”

Try our “Death by Chocolate” cake.

The official bakery of the local poison factory.

Speaking of poison factory, I wonder if they have any mice problems 😀

Deth works here.

Recorded? Olsem wanem?

@ droll not troll. Sure it wasn’t the Eastwood family Butchery

https://engrish.com/2012/11/donner-party-of-6/

@Droll not Troll, TS

Are you guys forgetting?

I think you meant to say

“Deth or cake?”

and

Try our “Deth by Chocolate” cake.

Try the bitter almond marzipan!

I’ll bet the Korean part reads:

“Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.”

Give the gift of gift!

(Sprechen sie deutsche?)

Run by the wiked witch from Snow White. Specializes in apple pie.

Owned by venomous bakers.

Pastries with lead

Batman: My parents are bread!!

I believe Mr. Yuck works there.

Mr. Yuck is mean; Mr. Yuck is *green*!

There is no “help wanted” sign in the window, so I’m guessing the staff don’t eat there.