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Microwave killed my shrubs…
posted on 19 Oct 2014 in Household Items
Try the Global Warming setting
Photo courtesy of Nicolai.
(141 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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The only microwave with built-in Agent Orange
Well it nuc’s man
Clears the forest with a single push
Deforest Setting ? As Deforest Kelley from Star Trek ??
And I thought vinyls are dead
The Microwave Who Says ‘Ni!’
Also try our model with strip mining setting!
A microwave and Tri-corder all-in-one! I’m a doctor! Not a cook!
Logging was never this easy
@Conventi. You must have “boned’ up on Startrek to post that one.
Hijau Rimbunan needs no bloody microwave, to deforest large areas of the Paradise Forest in PNG.
Actually! At that price, I’ll have tree.
Christ Jim!
Microwave Oven: The easy way to clear cut a rain forest.
Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor, not a microwave oven!
The only oven that logs all your meals.
Agent orange machine.
Manually control the turntable by cranking and winding up.
Get rid of those pesky forests and their inhabitants at the press of a button.
As seen on TUV.
Over 1,000,000 units sold in Brazil, alone!
This microwave is endorsed by the clear cutting organizations.
Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor not a microwave!
No Bones about it…
What power level is needed to use the deforest setting?
The 5th power level IS OVER 9000!
Aha! Microwave caught red-handed for causing global warming.
Yes, it works on -that- forest too.
Global Warming now has a quite literal meaning.
So it uses vacuum tubes, invented by Lee DeForest?