There once was a man from Phuket,
who kept all his dough in a bucket,
His daughter named Mai,
Ran away with a guy,
And as for the bucket – Mai tucket.
Marum
9 years ago
Don’t use your other hand.
Use the special tool provided.
Marum
9 years ago
There aren’t any Tigers in the Thai jungles, and there ain’t no hair on a doorknob.
Laurie the lion was wild and free,
When he saw a poet under a tree,
Laurie said: “If I look real hard,
I can see a great future for this young bard.”
So it happened sooner rather than late,
That he became the poet Laurie ate.
(Poet-laureate)
Sparky
9 years ago
The Thai hand job sign?
Lollerskate
9 years ago
Must I beware of missing hand?
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
What is the sound of one hand washing?
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Water rationing is getting critical!
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Is it automated or will I need to wash it by hand?
Huu Yuu
9 years ago
Please wash we hand here
Chuck
9 years ago
Is that the sound of one hand washing ?
Chuck
9 years ago
@DNT : I just saw your submission ! Ooops.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
@Chuck:No problem. I’m surprised that nobody posted that one earlier.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
On the other hand, you could ignore the sign.
Salome
9 years ago
If that’s the handwashing facilities, I dread to think what the rest of the facilities are like.
Do this before setting your foot upon the path.
The dirt washes well
Which one
“What about the other one?”
“Phuket”
Leave other hand in our fancy trashcan.
Is this a camp for amputee’s?
“There once was a man from Phuket………..”
There once was a man from Phuket,
who kept all his dough in a bucket,
His daughter named Mai,
Ran away with a guy,
And as for the bucket – Mai tucket.
Don’t use your other hand.
Use the special tool provided.
There aren’t any Tigers in the Thai jungles, and there ain’t no hair on a doorknob.
Laurie the lion was wild and free,
When he saw a poet under a tree,
Laurie said: “If I look real hard,
I can see a great future for this young bard.”
So it happened sooner rather than late,
That he became the poet Laurie ate.
(Poet-laureate)
The Thai hand job sign?
Must I beware of missing hand?
What is the sound of one hand washing?
Water rationing is getting critical!
Is it automated or will I need to wash it by hand?
Please wash we hand here
Is that the sound of one hand washing ?
@DNT : I just saw your submission ! Ooops.
@Chuck:No problem. I’m surprised that nobody posted that one earlier.
On the other hand, you could ignore the sign.
If that’s the handwashing facilities, I dread to think what the rest of the facilities are like.
Just wash the unclean hand, please
And no we don’t need to shake hands, thank you.
Must be one of those countries that’s short on toilet paper.
You don’t know where it has been.
…Or I’ll kick your arsecheek.
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