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I’m excited
I like a quite place
Excrement is waiting for you if you are going to a Vietnam theater.
You can check in, but you can never leave.
You will be excited. Resistance is futile.
Is this a trick? Is boring going to leap out and surprise me as soon as I open the door?!
Don’t worry. The restraints and straps are part of the excitement.
Hmm. When I was young and ultra fit, I could pleasure my lady 4 or 5 times in a night, and thought I was doing damn well
“Endless Pleasure” Man and (Japanese) Superman. George Bernard Shaw would be pleased.
Exciting is my stalker.
Step through the door and you break it.
I’m exited too. It’s far from endless.
A voluptuous young lady named Maud,
Said to her lover you’re a fraud,
For if you ever stayed innit,
For more than a minute,
I’d have to stand up to cheer and applaud.
I get the impression Exciting is a bit desperate for company. And probably drives around in an unmarked van.
@Mr Waldo. If you go through the door, being bored, may be the least that you receive.
I’m exited too. It’s far from endless.
A voluptuous young lady named Maud,
Said to her lover you’re a fraud,
For if you ever stayed innit,
For more than a minute,
I’d have to stand up to cheer and applaud.
@jjhitt It is indeed. Haven’t you ever let your lover tie you up? 😉
Do not look for exiting. There are no exits.
What place of the “movie theater” is this? The darkest corner?
It’s a trap!
“Our cruisers can’t repel pleasure of this magnitude!”
Is there a PET disposal bin in the case the excitement is too much ?
Is there a PET disposal bin in case the excitement is too much ?
I think the engrish here is instead of “exciting”, they meant to spell “exiting”.
Someone get the jaws of life! We have another victim trapped in the exciting over here!
I like it when I step into the supplies room and I get a big supplies.
The recruiting methods for the Middle East conflicts are getting desperate!
We have ways of making you exciting.
Sounds innocent enough.
non-stop pleasure i can’t escape from? yeah, i should go file that restraining order.
This movie has happy end.
Welcome to the Feelies.
New Exciting Order
I don’t understand, I’m just an exciting being
In my country, pleasure is only for about 15 minutes.
Exciting who? Who exactly I am dealing with here?
I guess psychoses can be exciting.
You can check out but you can never leave!
FLUGGAENKOECCHICEBOLSEN!!!!
..can we make the escape Non Stop-0)
Exciting will not stop until no-one can escape