These are my tavorite places to rockn’a’ roll.

tading all over the world

Where’s Never Work

I went to the show in Las Angels and it was a blast!

Wathington never told a loo.

Visit Las Angels and see Hallywud.

I bet the band’s favorite spot was in Hoeston.

This shirt not to be used for navigation purposes.

You can only find Montreat in Montreal but never in Vancouver.

@algernon It’s 1000 miles away from Qakiland and somewhere on the West Coast!

♫ Twuckin’ Got my chip s cassin. ♫

Angels never work Vancouver … because of Nickleback.

A Rockn’a’ Roll Har of Frame is in Chereland.

Why not Sourttm American toor? We want moor!
Come to Never Chile, Or Brazit even, it’s always hot down here!
Ahh.. this’ll never work… they won’t see this comment.

“Don’t tade me bro!”

Why not Atlantis?

“We are saling to Phladelphia….”

I agree. ‘Tis indeed a rock n roll farce.

It may not fade away, but if I wash it often enough, will it fade out?

Hoeston, we have a problem! Oh no you diin’t…

I’ll bet that smarts.

I amm American sitizen. Take me to your reader.

Did you say; Take me to your proof-reader?

We will now have a few bars, of the Bar Strangled Spanner.

(sings) I wanna arockin’ ‘a’ roll all night … and party that don’t tade away!

I am EUNUNCIA God of the misprint, misspelling, and misanthrope,

BOW YE BEFORE ME!

PS. I’ll bow later.

HELP!!!.
THE “T” KEY HAS RUN AMOK, AND IS TAKING OVER MY COMPUTWER. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttooo lattttttte.

Optical Character Recognition + Google Translate + a T-shirt in Kanji + grease spots from changing a tire = WYSIWYG

This exchange student needs to be exchanged!

“Never Work” = New York (?)
“Hoeston” = Houston

Hey maybe not that far off

Is sycaucuse supposed to be Syracuse or Secaucus?

At least they got Denver right.

What? No Tlonto? Our Clack Mayer put Tlonto on the map!

Never Work, so good they couldn’t be bothered to name it twice.

Wathington thtate or Dee Thee?

Bouton, home of the Rad Sex.

they missed Portrand, Oregun

Taters gonna tate.

@Mr Wrong: No Tionto and no Noth Work.

@Mr Wrong: From a few years back…

Q: Who clears Toronto’s snow ?

A: Noooo-body !

@Chuck: Thanks for the Noth Work references. Who’d have thought anyone could make Lastperson look good, but Mayer Clack has done it in spades. The up-side? Tlonto will win the bidding for any global crack conventions hands-down any day. And the pride factor: Bristol has the Bristol Stool Scale, and Tlonto has Mayer Clack.

Hey where are . . . .

New Yikes, San Die Go, Los Vegas, Qhio, Qregon, Olabama, Connect the Cut, West Vagina, Mrs Hippie, Massacresettes, Louise y Anna, Taxis, New Hamster, Mane . . . ?

“It’s bleter to blun out then tade away”

LOL I love the “Never work”. They’re right, they took our jobs!

Why Ames (Iowa, I assume) is on the list I don’t know, but at least it’s spelled correctly.

Oh, wait, I know why Ames is on there. This shirt was obviously written by an Iowa State graduate. (rimshot)

Welcome to Mami, where the cocaine overflows and your mommy is always watching.

I’ve never heard of Never Work. Is it like Neverland for the unemployed?

lazy canadians

I grew up in Never Work, no naturally when I became a doctor I opened my practice in Qakland.