I’m hooked on severe fishing

At last talking fishing hooks

Our fishing hooks have a 6th sense and know where the fish are

Precision fishing for severe sushi.

I’m not sadistic enough to really enjoy fishing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will be severe, professional, and accurate.

I prefer Fishing Hooks in Out Of This World quality.

Nothing spells “pleasure” like some sharp hooks.

Open Sasame.

You can really get hooked on this product.

I like my fishermen stern but fair.

For Obvious Fishermen everywhere

Need the correct answer? Ask a hooker.

If you’re not satisfied with the single hooks you could asking for treble !

I am a R. Snapper, and I deplore this product.

If you’re not satisfied with the single hooks you could be asking for treble !

New Fish Order

Fishin’ Japan: Severe!

The translator has been hitting the synonym function too often.. severe, serious, grave, solemn, somber… ah, I think I’ll just use ‘severe’.

I’ve been cheating on exams for years using Sesame ® hooks to get the right answers. I find the best way is to apply the hooks to the exam proctor.

Sasame®.

Damn. Must have been thinking about the instructions on opening.

When in Sasame Street, it’s too late for the fish.

I severely doubt your quality for sure.

Dear Sasame
After using you hooks I contracted a severe case of fishermen. The obvious effect makes me doubt your quality.

Sasame Hooks & Chat up lines Ltd’

Fishing for correct answers… that seems risky. Hopefully the teacher doesn’t give you a detention..

They’re really TROLLING with this one.

(If you don’t know the etymology of “troll” in the sense of “person who baits and waits for a reaction on the Web” as coming from the fishing term “trolling” (“method of [literal] baiting and waiting”) then this might not make sense to you.)

These fishhooks helped me win Jeopardy. They have an obvious effect.