That’s what she said

HO!COOK!YO

Yee Haa

The thumbs have it

In the beginning God created the, like, yeah!

– L’MAO

Pizza that is so good, you’ll orgasm when you eat it

Good thing that God is wearing that toque. Imagine one of his hairs falling from the heavens, it would be devastating.

Lord of the Fries

OMG

Our specialty: Jesus Crisp

I’ll have what he’s having.

I hear they serve nothing but OMG foods.

I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!

Hey! It’s Chef Boy-r-G.

These were served when Jesus fed the 5,000

Must be George Burns on the package.

When Harry met sally, this is what she probably ordered in that restaurant…

Well. I did get an email the other day. From Helga. “Ich vermissen Sie.”

Helga misses me ya? I must have been awfully drunk at the time, for I sure as hell don’t remember Helga.

Is the word “OHIGODIYA” ethnologically similar to “GOODONYA”?

OH! I also got an email from Senor el Gato in Spain, of whom, I am the only living relative. Who, you will be pleased to know, sadly expired, leaving me millions. 😆

Actually the Toque Blanche, is meant to have 100 pleats. One for each way a French Chef can prepare an egg?

I have seen the face of God, and He has one eye and a triangular waxed moustache. He gave me the thumbs up. I guess all my years of stealing from the offertory box didn’t matter to Him. The Lord helps those who help themselves.

Thanks, God! It’s been swell!

I Believe In Cook

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

His right eye is less than his left ear.

Can you imagine where that Thumb has been?

Fast Food. No waiting for God!Ya

I noticed there’s a rainbow behind God.
Must be a new Skittles ad. “Pray To The Rainbow”.

Someone is giving it too him he had to say Oh!God!ya. Japanese gay porn? I don’t want to see the rest thanks.