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To swim or not to swim
I’m confused it looks like sand
Swim, swim, swim, swimming and swim, swim, swim that can swim with some swim on it
Area can swim.
You can’t.
OK, I’ll just lie there and let the area swim around me.
Do all kinds of stuff and so on. But do it at once!
Swimming in the way that a red flag is put up will be a new discipline in the next Olympic games.
Note to the injured guard and drowning rescue staff: Swim in peace, etc!
Don’t swim right into the danger zone.
Don’t gonna take you right into the danger point.
I don’t like this swimming pool. I am constantly bumping into guards and drowning injured rescue staff.
No pool guard or rescue staff needed, Lassie to the rescue!
Guard! Guard! I injured my brain trying to make sense of the instructions!
Swimming beyond event horizon expressly forbidden.
Is that a red flag or are you just glad to see me.
Having wild sex on the floor of the deep-end, is sure to upset someone.
Go ahead, do the act. You know you want to.
I prefer swimming poor areas
Light blue print, on a pale blue background, will surely test out your prescription lenses.
Only swim in water meant for swimming in. All other liquids prohibited.
Beware of Coney Island whitefish.
A girl who was a little overweight bought a black sealskin swimsuit.
It nearly got her drowned.
Every time she tried to come ashore, 12 livesavers grabbed her, towed her out to sea, and released her.
Actually. If it is a Japanese pool, it is probably boiling hot, like their baths.
I get my kicks, by drowning and injuring the Rescue Staff.
Using a “protector”, should prevent infants swimming, in the first place.
Kiss me if you catch me,
F— me if I fall.
Whoops! I’m over.
. :p:
he was using the…FORBIDDEN STROKE!
Think I’ll just take a bath.
Swim In Japan (by Areaville)
♫♫♪
Aah when you swim in Japan tonight
Swim in Japan – be right
Swimmin’ Japan ooh the swimming sea’s so blue
Swim in Japan – not right
Drown! – Then I’ll swim by your side
Things aren’t easy when you swim in Japan
Oh when you’re swimmin’ Japan
♪♪
6a. Also don’t do the act to trouble other drowning people by you during swimming or else an accident may not occur.
Yup I know how handsome the guard is.
Of course I will rescue him when he is drowning 😛
A mouse drowned here yesterday, but it was saved.
It was given Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
BOOM BOOM!
@coffeebot. A very good looking laady swum naked.
Everyone had a stroke —- or twenty.
It is a sign to stay with in the zones of the class system.
The red flag represents the danger that is expression against tyranny.
The empires are either drunk or in poor health, it is in their best interest not to “swim”.
While they think of us as lower in grading, it is they who act as infants. Is it they who protect us or us to them.
A drowning rescue staff lies within the monarchies council.
Can one really swim if keeping contact with the ground?
And so on at once.
When it is drunk the whole world becomes “the area that can swim”.
Report card inspections this way…
Swimming Beard to the rescue!
Don’t write signs when it is drunk too.
But does the swimming beard know?
Don’t swim unless there is water.
@Peter. PETER! That’s not where you put your mouth to resuscitate him!
The rescue staff is drowning in the way a red flag is put up…
A bit mean to laugh at this one, it’s just bad English. Nothing particularly funny about it.
Only B- and up can swim alone.
Um … Who is ‘it’?