Mom always said I was her gift…

Graft or what

Tied up or in a bow

Be present perfect!

My name is Gold. These are my traveling companions, Frank Incense and Myrrh.

Can I pay?

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am: Why so tense? Relax and enjoy the ride! 😛

And to wait in the ticket line, you must have patients.

Yes, my name is Barbie. Do you need to see the date on my ass?

I came, I saw, I contributed.

My mother always said I was a gift from God.

No WRappers allowed.

Around closing time, we’d appreciate your absinthes.

Give these presents to the Spirit of Christmas Box Office

If your parents got busy on Christmas without a condom, does that count?

I find your presence objectionable.
And I wouldn’t sell you a ticket if you were the last person on earth.

@FB. If I were her, I would ask for a refund of all that money, I put in the Collection Plate on Sundays. 😉

Actually the old Vanguard cars caused the presence of a lot more people.
Whilst roadtesting the front bench seat, the large steering-wheel, prevented one from getting out in time.

OK. I just can’t find a way of gift wrapping it.

@DNT Thereth no needth for a lithp.

Toki is screwings with the public systems again.

I knew it! I knew Santa Claus would be taking over the Eiffel Tower!

People may not object to being called presents as long as they aren’t expected to report to someone who is in his/her birthday suit.

I.E, your presents is requested.