It all ends up in the same place

It all ends up in the same place

posted on 20 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Good news: the sewer bill is down

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Menu found in Hong Kong.  

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Crap meat shouldn’t be confused with the Daily Special Soup

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Just one letter changes the whole menu

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Well, if I had to choose I’d prefer deep fried over steaming…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What is this crap?

Timmy
Timmy
10 years ago

Hey look, they serve Gorditas here too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dumpling in, Dumping out

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Excuse me, where is the men’s restaurant?

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Hey this restaurant serves offensive odor too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– No, don’t crap your hands, honey! *facepalm*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, I don’t want this dump crap! I want Diarrhoea!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Well, at least it’s deep-fried.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Tigert Groupa, heh heh, that’s funny. That was the Engrish part, right?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I can’t pee soup, and I can’t crap meat. What am I doing wrong?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Every time I groupa the waitress, she slapsa my face.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

This menu was printed by the Tigert groupa companies.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

We can recommend the Daily Special Soup. It has been passed by the management, and the waitress, this very morning.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Tigert Groupa is a distant relative of the Tibet Groupa

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter? Where is the mushroom?
– Second odor on the left, Sir.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

What happens when the only translator around is frustrated? This.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
10 years ago

And thus passes the American Angus characterless rib platoon.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

What the Dumping Crap is Tiger T Group A ?

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

NO thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
10 years ago

After a bottle of Casarsa wine, I’m making some Special Soup…from both ends!

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
8 years ago

Sounds like the diarrhoea is firming up nicely.

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