Happy Everyday

You stick it in here

The firends will hose it out for you

I’ll be happy when the fire ends and I can get some ash.

Is this a keyhole or is the thing just happy to see me?

Bumper harvest time. Also known as “Pedestrian harvest” in Carmageddon.

My bumper or yours?

It never happy to me

Brace yourselves; fenders are coming.

Enjoy today, tomorrow someone may stick a key up your nose.

Hello, firends, especially ladies with big bumpers. Come spend some quality time with my thing. I call him Mr. Happy! You will too.

A keyhole? Hey, I’ve tried every other kind!

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It’s a specialday bumper harvest time. I have polished my chrome bullbars and am ready to scoop up some cows.

Bumper harvest time isn’t what it used to be. Most cars don’t have them these days.

There’s a problem with sharing a happy thing. It gets spots on it.

Happy New Bumper!

I can see happiness through the keyhole…

Desire for the bumper or the thing?

Happiness comes with the bumper harvest!

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent’s bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb?”

Well, I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key,
I think we ought to get together and try democracy.

I’m gonna make you my regular specialday night thing.

I looked carefly at my thing in a mirror. I can’t tell by its expression, whether it is happy or not.

Hmm! If ng is facing inthat direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

Damn. If your thing is facing in that direction, it won’t be up to sharing anything.

Listen buster. You will need a stronger key than that to unlock my play cenre.

Bumper Harvest Day, when every woman cries out,”Dear God! What is that happy thing?”

grrl, you look so good when you back that thang up.

Is that the man with the thing seen from above?

Must be Siamese twins.

Oh is it Happy Everyday again? I forgot to get you a gift, I’m so sorry, I’m sure I’ll remember next time.

@Peter: It’s the day to bump happy things together! 😉

♪ ♫
Happy everyday to you
Happy specialday to you
Happy everyday to everyone
And your happy thing, too. ♪ ♫

Card and gift sales for Happy Everyday have boosted GDP 4000% but our nations resources are nearly tapped out. With in two months.

Happy everyday! I’m going to harvest some bumpers, and share.them with you.