The dysfunctional tour company…

Disgust 100% guaranteed, or full money refund. We will try hard.

Too many wonderful trips fry your brain.

Perhaps the climaxed by playing bingo.

When the friendryship encounters the pirateship we will keep all the treasure.

Either you disgusted with me or glad

All your heart are belong to us!

One of us isn’t coming back.

Dude, take a shower and try some breath mints.

My dearest

treasure
wonderful random
conect
Happy to me

I am disgusted with you, so try harder

I think it was in a car acident with braindedamage

Hannibal Lector taxi service.

DON’T DRINK, CARS!

That ought to soothe all the drivers he cuts off in traffic.

If someone said “try hard” to me, I wouldn’t thank them. I would keep killing them until they left the server.

It started off so well, but after the first sentence it was a roller-coaster ride downhill. Thanks, dear!

I don’t want to connect with your friendryship. Just drop me off at Namba station and I will take the subway.

My wife says the very same thing three times a month.

Try Hard With The Disgusted. Starring Bruce Willis on a bad day.

Leave my heart out of this!

“Try hard” to connect our friendyship.

Aren’t we lucky the door wasn’t bigger?

Before writing all this on a van door, maybe you should’ve disgust it with someone. 😛

Let’s see; I have to put something in English on the side of this van.
I know: I’ll just cut and paste from my personal email!

Friendryship, treasure, wonderful.

Sounds like a lot of ship to me.

Here in the US we just write “Just Married” in soap on the windows or something.

Apparently in Japan they get a little more elaborate, and maybe a bit too real.

Treasure me hearties!

You’ll need that umbrella down there if you want to connect our friendryship.

The Beatles wisely decided to have another go after first penning “Dysfunctional Misery Tour”.