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Let’s Olé!
WARNING: Taste Sweet without permission is prohibited
All our acid are belong to you!
We brew our coffee with vinegar.
Or you could suck a lemon
It is so sourry
We let acid reign here.
The only café where you dip sauerkraut in Champagne.
Let my tastes sour like my attitude.
I guess the quality is not that high.
Our meals won’t lower your cholesterol, just your pH.
Famous for their sour cream ‘n’ onion lattes.
I suppose we should be thankful they didn’t ask us to let our tastes sore.
“Waiter, this milk is so old, it must have come from the age of the dino-sour…”
crummy old bread!
@72rd. As the great Spanish lover once said:
“Any ‘ole will do.”
I’m hoping those are raisins !
@Chuck.
Pues no hombre. La Cucuracha.
LA CUCARACHA (MEXICAN COCKROACH SONG)
Dark women are good as gold;
Brunettes like silver win;
The blondes are only copper,
And the light ones only tin.
God made the swarthy women;
A silversmith the white ones;
The dark brunettes, a tailor;
A cobbler the black-as-night ones.
Nunca se sabe.:(
My taste soured on last marriage.
My testes sweet!
Reims in the world
There,s really city
One Reims
In the France and world
The Cardinal of Rheims. (Ingoldsby) The Cardinal rose with a dignified look, He call’d for his candle, his bell, and his book! In holy anger, and pious grief, He solemnly cursed that rascally thief! He cursed him at board, he cursed him in bed; From the sole of his foot to the crown of his head; He cursed him in sleeping, that every night He should dream of the devil, and wake in a fright; He cursed him in eating, he cursed him in drinking, He cursed him in coughing, in sneezing, in winking, He cursed him in sitting, in… Read more »
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