For the advanced erection

For the turgidly inclined.

Sounds like a Power Rangers attack.

“Nanometer-silver cryptomorphic condom!!!!”
*huge explosion*

I’m an XXL on the nano-scale.

If your girlfriend buys some nanometer condoms, you know she wants to tell you something about your body.

The target group of this product are mathematics professors who are into refined bling-bling.

…as seen on Star Trek.

This is the instruction manual for this product: http://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007%2FBFb0088669#page-1 (click the “Look Inside” button)

The only condom with it’s own iPhone app.

[DESTRUCT MECHANISM ARMED AND ACTIVATED]

Truth! Stranger than humor!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/21/china_liquid_condom/

The recommended tool for a level 1 diagnostic of the semen conduit…

The number 1 Condom for Autobots…

It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s just that sometimes my condom reboots.

Batteries not included.

With those details, it’s only a condom? Maybe they couldn’t spell “prophylactic”.

Nano is better!

Tales from the Cryptomorpic Condom: Dead and Scared Stiff
Rating: Illegal

*Cryptomorphic

Strange that they use math to keep from multiplying.

A unisex condom

For couples who like to do it back-to-back

I usually ask a girl to take some Newton-meter Anamorphic Post-apocalyptic Anti-baby Pills

♪ ♫
And it’s nanometer silver lining
And away you go now baby
I see your sun is shining
But I wont make a fuss
Though it’s cryptomorphic. ♪ ♫

@jjhitt : re your link..
Beaver arse milk ?

@Chuck I think of it as a Feminine Spray On Bed Liner.

This Condom Safe for Use Throughout the Galaxy.

Is it birth control, or zombie apocalypse ammo?

Decode this, NSA!

GOD! It would have to be fifteen inches long to have all that written on it.

You’ve heard of blowing your mind. This will blow your —- off.

‘computer sex has never been safer’

Bring out your inner hamster.

@Chuck.
I would prefer not to know what I am eating.:(

How is that even Engrish???

If you got the lock, baby, I got the public/private key pair!

Designed exclusively for US.
After all it does read ‘MM’, doesn’t it?

It works well with Microsoft.

A “liquid condom”? Talk about getting your wick dipped.

Put one of those in your WiFi antenna and get rid of that pesky WPA encryption….Very useful to do Penetration Testing

“Sorry, my pu**y is not compatible!”

Damn! The RSA encryption for my condom just morphed!