I reed a lot

wordsmith

Hindented

Not so surely grasping grammar in general.

Grasp this!

Two spaces between the paragraph.

This is litetature for advanced readers.

Unfortunately the Engrish website comment system is illitetate, and it converted the double spaces to singles. My previous comment has been completely stripped of its essence.

… when all you want is a little lite reading.

The Liberal Arts: History, Philosophy, Music, Paragraph Spacing…

I tawt I taw a litetat!

I don’t need any spacing of paragraph. I just want the space on the seat behind her

@DrLex: Good try, tough break. I recall from Engrishfunny that these comment boxes tend to delete excess spaces. These’s probably a way around it if one cares to study some HTML. 😉

You are sputid!

Me discourse you long time.

My favourite author is Shakesbeer.

Surely poorly, we.

She also believes in safery more than that other woman on the bike.

She is taking “reading between the lines” a bit too literally.

Or should I say “litetally”?

Test In Peace

– Waiter! I did not order ‘Pommes Titties’!

Reeding is fundermental.

Charlie don’t surf.

Still better than a prostitute

Must be that Eingsh litetature patagraph

Litetature – all I read is tat!

And even with tat, I mostly grasp the spaces between the paragraphs.

I read books that only have pictures.

Proud member of Vung Tau Epsilon.

Maybe it’s about kerning and supposed to be “ligature”?

@DrLex – let’s try out non-breaking spaces…

1 2  3   4    5    and done.

Hey, it worked!

@A Non-Y Mouse: just don’t try the blink tag. No good will come of it.

Alright! That is lite Ature. What is Heavy Ature?

Is this the local bike?

Girls!
Q. What is red, hot, and throbbing. and goes between your legs?

A. A Honda motor Scooter.

“Music is the space between the notes.” — Claude Debussy
“Litetature is the space between the paragraphs.” — ?

Obviously un-teadable.

@jjhitt.
Fo ten dorrar.

Hmm…I wonder if italics or bold will work?

Cool!

(bold)WHAT(/bold)

{bold}HMMM!{/bold}

(big) Don’t(/big)

U

Now let’s see if we can mess with the rest of the page and make it all italic (and possibly get banned, but hopefully just spur some code refinement.)

Italics start here

Nope. They auto-closed the tag pair.

Okay, on to the next Engrish!

My paragraphs are so spaced out man, mind feels blowin!

Surely grasping the spacing of the paragraph

Unfortunately the marquee tag does not work