Stesed hasma

Pew! Paw! Paw! You have been stesed.

– Sir? Are you all right?

Maybe they are talking about stressed Hamas.

I prefer it non-stesed, with a lot of Bznbzn

Can you put this in a Froggy Bag for me?

– How would you like your Stesed Hasma, Sir?
– Powwww! Bang! Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni! Nu!

Fruity

But fallopian tubes of frogs say ‘Libbit’, not ‘Pawpaw’

No, no, no, it’s spelled “HAZMAT”.

Only the pawpaw? What did they do with the rest of the frog’s legleg?

Today I learned a new word I will never have any use for. Ever.

You ordered the Fruit Surprise? Well…. Surprise!!

The soup smells like urine, the main course was steamed crap, and now someone has sneezed hasma all over the desert.
Could be worse, we could have gone to McDonalds’s.

Ethel the Frog comments: “Kindly keep your pawpaws off of my fallopian tubes”.

I always assumed a word salad wasn’t edible. This menu item hasn’t changed my opinion at all.

@GwydionM: Chef replies “Fat chance”.

Hmmm… slimy!

I told my dog PawPaw not to mess with Hasma and he did it again.

Likely made with real Panda Panda Paw Paw.

“stese: Italian: third-person singular past historic of stendere”

“stendere (transitive)
to stretch out (one’s arms etc)
to spread (a table etc)
to hang out (washing)
to roll out (pasta)
to floor (a person, with a blow)” (Wiktionary)

Don’t know which of these actions was done to the hasma, but thank you, I’ll pass.

It’s an easy dessert to make when you run a cafeteria right next to a biology class.

Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws; put ’em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws;put ’em in a basket.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.

And I’m so stesed out now.

You’d be stressed too, if you knew they were going to stick a Pawpaw up you.
Although it could be worse, it could be a Pineapple.

Any female frog would be somewhat stressed, if the chef was planning to cut your —- out.

I have just wasted 10 minutes looking up a word, of which I have had no need for some 69 years, and I am sure I will never use again.

At my age, those minutes are valuable

remind me never to let the new part-timer write the menu when he’s on schrooms

Kidding aside, I believe that’s supposed to be “Stewed Hasma with Papaya”.

At least it’s not made of PawPaw Bears.

actually, a pawpaw is a fruit. it’s a real word. I have no excuse for the eating of frog’s reproductive tissues, however.

Did someone ejaculate on an overripe melon half…
Or is that stesed hams with pawpaw?

*hasma