Mot your Father’s panda

… and eat dandoo.

mot spot mushrpom

Just a 5 leaf clover

It’s Almost Panda.

Dlack spot yourself – I Correctly English!

Of course, you are not real panda. Real panda doesn’t know how to use an umbrella.

Could it be Beer Dandi?

Schrödinger’s panda is neither real nor mot real until it has dlack spotted itself.

Mice to meet you!

once you go dlack, you wont go dack.

What do you expect?! The item was from Korea! Panda is not from Korea. In Korea, all mot pandas dlack themselves.

You wouldn’t understand, it’s a dlack thing.

CAUTION: Dlack spot yourself carefully with Face Bashing

From the looks of that panda and the way he’s talking there was more than one mushroom before on that stump…

Dack in Dlack

I’m mot a panda, but I play one on T.V.

Dlack like me.

Polar bear disguise kit.

Pedo panda

I’m mot your father’s panda!

I lying about species. Trying to exploit Chinese affirmative action panda laws…

I’ve heard of spotted dlack, but I’ve never tried it.

I don’t often dlack spot myself, but when I do…

Does that mean you’re actually a polar bear?

I dwouldn’t panda to this nonsense.

It’s not easy being dlack.

you’re right… real pandas go around messing up people who refuse to buy panda cheese:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYz3sl0LEA4

If you black spot yourself in a mot forest, do you get a tree hearing?

@pectolatra. I’m actually a Bipolar Bear.

I’m half Honey Bear and half Panda Bear.
I’m called a Honda.

I’m a little Panda, and I’m full of wry swine.

Stay away from shrooms, mr. panda cat.

Real and unreal pandas pandered to

Real Pandas eat umbrellas.

Polar Bears in disguise with diamonds.

I thought dlack-face wasn’t politically correct…

“Your mot a reel panda?!?!?!?!?! I thoted thoze dark dlack spots was reel!”

Sorry, previous comment was only meant to make fun of broken English. It wasn’t meant to mock anyone. I’m very sorry if I offended anyone.

I meant to say, “Sorry, my previous comment […]”.

I get it, you are a bolar dear!

Dlack spotting yourself is a sin against the Lord!

“Dude…could you dlack spot me? I think I might fall.”

It appears, what with the Xs for eyes and everything, that our dear little possibly-real panda dlack spotted himself a bit too hard and is now dead.